Transcript of 2015 Caddicarus Episode Mr. Tumble's Legoland

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0 comments like a completely free unlimited anime streaming 11704 them

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being updated one out airing in Japan on top of species and I'm not opposed to

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the first one of the original type in control of company and your brother to

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get it right now thank you so much please enjoy the video you might like

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the Micro Machines guide shame he doesn't have an animate

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saying no

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I just wanted

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I can't do it if you do maybe I'll break by Brig

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know you would brick by brick hoc Bai

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no matter how no matter how old mama told you can move a mountain

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if you do it noted that precious little bay Ok Go Go Lego LEGO DUPLO you're not

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really enough or is it Lagos that's what americans say you know Christmas is

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perfect for a tiny little poem but I can't write anymore so hand me my

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Jeroboam

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every single one of you should know by now that Lego bricks Lego branded

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merchandise and Lego video games exist literally Lego everywhere and I'd say

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Lego games themselves of bridge putt-putt levels of absurd amounts of

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sequels an iteration yes even more than when punters barter tricycle child and

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public gets impounded and crushed came out forget all you know about Lego games

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for just one moment as we traverse back to April of 1999 when labor wasn't quite

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the juggernaut is now responsible can be given a bloody place that imaginative

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creative and totally bare content constructive nature of Lego was still

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rampant and this face was going to say well god damn PC game the only games out

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of the time when Legoland release will also more of the bare-bones constructed

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nature none of this take a franchise and prettify it nonsense creator she s races

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loco so simple so god damn good all of these games in particular I played

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religiously as a kid on the family home computer

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shuddering along with this colossal 32 megabyte fran has gained quite a lot but

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I don't really know why terrifying and is in fact a theme park simulation game

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where you get to pick and decide how to build your very own Legoland amusement

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park which are awesome by the by and as it was traditional other time for Lego

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games we get some FMV sequences with lovely characters such as

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Jonathan able body and yes if you live in the UK you probably heard this voice

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before and that's because this is the voice of Justin Fletcher better know

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nowadays as mister fucking tumble p.m. and nothing against the guy he was damn

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hard at everything especially for aid but that bouncy obnoxious kid pandering

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in patronizing boys will annoy you in this game since he like brownies mervin

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321 smell no raids everything in this damn game whenever you highlight

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anything in the game play on the menus in the options he'll say an unless you

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remove voices entirely from within the park and on the game as a whole

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you'll never be right build a Lego toys build a Lego toy shop and he's not

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Legoland game

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let's begin kak ego is my name and jumping cat is my game I suppose

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whatever the hell that involves you ready to start to say anything before

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playing tutorials will be a wise idea for something as deep as simulation so

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let's go build a shop lovely then to build a space tower ride by God who

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designed a big so so this tutorial is about building right and shops museums

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should have taken me less than three minutes but unfortunately the game broke

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it off a part of the park entrance but no matter what I did either one let me

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or didn't register to working bad start Jonathan tutorial to need to add some

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more plans you need to do this is Bob went a little mad but the hedges are

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just happened to my list of things that don't want an exclamation point the

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gardeners a step behind those hundreds you know if I had a monster truck that

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every time I might be a competitive must attract these assholes were not knowing

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how edges where to buy being gardeners we must instead move the mouse cells

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which I must admit when picking up and moving anybody is great fun and so is

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planting stuff setting up your guns to work on land in their own time and

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hearing the sound effect in seeing things sprout up is so damn satisfying

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so we plan some shit spend some money get told how spending money works

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because I'm in India and then the next tutorial happens power stations and

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bigger ride that for some reason requires that I begin with more

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gardening

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just looking to get some gardeners he had too many stopped an hour ago as well

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that the raising and buildings and effect is brilliant is decked in the

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face

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then rewarded with a cut scene of the professor making a new ride and there's

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a spider spider raising serious implications about the law in this game

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is an actual insect is it flesh in a world entirely made him Briggs is this

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the only physical aging integrating sack of almonds and lend to this mean that

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the spider is there god this year is very symbolic not only because of the

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size of the spider being don't like but also from how the gargantuan baseman

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Morse into a special right to use in the park

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signifying the spider to being the heart of the ride the heart of Legoland well

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go go go to work

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communicate were created by Durham merchandise of themselves and therefore

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the heart of Lego deep spidery

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tutorial for is all about repairing with mechanics and how you can speed up

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repairs but also do it in a more cost-effective manner and I already

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screwed up and ran out of money because this game is very pleasant to look at in

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the meantime it's chock full of color in the leg is wonderful that matches the

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graphical style and the huge amount of pride in building variety that not only

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is reminiscent of actual LEGO sets but also in real rides and attractions in

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real Legoland it makes you feel exactly like a designer of the Legoland and to

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feel that in just the tutorial is very impressive tutorial five then shows

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about maintaining huge rise in planted more flowers and I thought I was mind

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doing this and still having tons of money left over until the garden park

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and put them back in the greenhouse the game turned into a bloody page of

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Where's Wally looking for a dozen randomly wandering green gardens among

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green trees and green grass why do I always have to ruin the ship myself you

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know this blooming Jonathan character he would be anywhere near as bad if he

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didn't

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well you know what you the whole time

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make a circle of water and the water out to make the water I'd go brilliant you

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have to join it onto something I know just let me you have to join it on just

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something I know shut up you have to join it onto something you have to join

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it and when I messed up on a ride what kind of blow up and kill everyone I'm

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like I customize my own rises custom a death trap is it because you don't want

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to explode all over the floor and risks stepping on it because I understand that

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kind of video games all I can I go all the way in December the people icon

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found on my monitor it's also really annoying sometimes when you try to do

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things yet the lack of a simple presume feature prevents you from seeing more of

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your immediate surroundings and get a better grip on whether you are in the

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park and I never thought this would be a problem but there are barely any

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keyboard shortcuts at all meaning everything you do in this game will get

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your wrist and clicking things exhausted within half an hour particularly with

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constant precise placement of brides and building of buildings first-world fuckin

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problems my name in at the beginning of the game which oil does become all you

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cut through all orders he really going to read the whole thing in a pirate

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voice down newly-opened yes yes yes Jonathan able body most annoying talking

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plastic 1999

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chattel over his trousers and painted on his head tutorial soldiers on and that's

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as much around for a bit with some newly acquired Wild West attractions where we

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can now bill gravy mix all strikes again why would you put this in your theme

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park before anyone says it's just a plastic prob well this is a LEGO

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Universe don't forget so by that logic imagine going to Disneyland is a dead

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body spinning around a top of Thunder Mountain they actually did use dead

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bodies

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right now beaten the tutorial meaning I can go and make this amount of money

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more than three of the levels it was do more and I'm sorry and I also completely

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screwed up here because I didn't realize the Gardeners World Asia go basis and I

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was given this garden is can't afford to plantains lazy bullshit and lo and

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behold there was no quit option at all just go back and try another level I was

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stuck and actually had to make another save in order to start the same level

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again

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fair enough I should have been spent all my money on wondering gardeners but

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still no back to menu or restart feature is problematic for a kids game where

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they often make mistakes yes this is indeed a kids game if one couldn't tell

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what that means that the lack of undoing mistakes as an issue but that doesn't

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necessarily mean it's too simple overall as you go into free play all missions

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everything else becomes apparent is simple yes but I think perfectly well

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balanced for kids perhaps even perfect their first ever joint Park simulation

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experience and money amounts of buying and spending a small the layout is

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non-intrusive an easy-to-understand yet despite the simplicity the resource

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management is surprisingly deep like any great game like this it's all about

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balance and is nothing new or interesting but teachers what it does in

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a very straightforward an enjoyable manner and customer rivals and retention

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time by balancing building shots for cash flow yet paying off that money for

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bigger impact arrives for more customers to arrive and buy more stuff in more

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shops as they needed to repair the ride and maintain the park and keep customers

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happy and working out all around decent gardening and planting and maintenance

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in order to make the park not only entertaining but visually appealing it

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the basics but it works really well it's very solid overall it's just not the

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deepest in the world it's very naked in terms of customization and the amount of

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stuff to actually think about and of course not without its share of big

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flaws and even bigger flaws gardeners

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can't afford to plant things the Catholic school girl and gets over your

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Christmas or whatever you celebrate will indeed not be just OK but a crazy

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exciting and fantastic so yes it is Christmas day while you're watching this

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video happy Christmas to you and happy for Canadians to you happy holidays

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happy about that and please remember to stay every night before I leave you

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should say that this game

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guess how much more fun once you remove all money restrictions and missions with

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flying colors as I actually have an empty parking lot more customers than I

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have in the tutorials and I thought this was only gonna be for the missions in

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the tutorial but I was wrong in freeplay Jonathan able body is still very much

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where you go

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and often literally dozens of minutes crowding my dream Park ladies and

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gentlemen I present to you my Haven welcome one and all just follow me break

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trains are confused young and old will love the flock this brick flops as they

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enter through the main gate right into the magical land where a lot of

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fountains or face the same way suspended in the entranceway by lucious foliage

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intrigued remind you you may choose to head left onto his shit Boulevard where

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customers can indulge their retail therapy and merchandise addiction with

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the Lego toy shop the Lego media shop the Lego clothes shop the Lego toy shop

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the Lego media shop the Lego clothes shop the Lego toy shop the Lego media

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shot the Lego clothes shop the Lego toy shop the leg immediate stop the Lego

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clothes shop and trees more trees lining this remarkable street to remind you

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once again in the land of why it is secret part that only the most dedicated

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roller coaster fans will care to notice and a path which leads to many treats

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and surprises such as the greenhouses shame when the simpleton gardeners

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resigned to maintain the lander trapped in a bubble of their own making

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they just would not stop planting it's all they know and only the greatest

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theme park goers will care to notice the rides and floppy break the first lot

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located near welcome to spinning barrel labs where naughty subjects I i mean

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customers are tortured with various electrical equipment before taking

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multiple spends on the barrels and don't think we don't have a place for you

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today because we really do we've got lots of them we're sick but that's not

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all if you just can't get enough of the festivities like Goodall

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Dave Mason Boyer who isn't happy at all and eating his own town then you can

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follow him down the path of expects to the most lucrative area of floppy break

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welcome to final destination absolutely refused to behave this vast network of

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space tower right indecently for all eternity never stopping never breaking

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down never to see your family again and for that extra bit of security if one

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should pull off their rocket not only when they land in the cacti forests of

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the most assuredly ending their death but even if they survive they'd be too

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lost their ever see their homes again with no pathways vending machines

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well you know in this part of hair and if you follow on your way out please

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come full circle and stuff to buy some more merchandise because we can always

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use a bit more merge money 101 votes weapons but supposedly highly

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recommended the low price of dog

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